AllTime8: Shoulda Been A Single

09/25/2010

You ever heard a song on an artist’s album, and wanted it to be the next video, or the song they played on the radio? Well, around the mid-’90s after I got my turntables and went record-coppin’ crazy, I did the same. I always kept up on what all the new singles were, but as I stayed up on those, very rarely was I buying full-length albums. When I did get the albums, being the music nerd I was, I’d try to predict what the forthcoming singles were gonna be. Sometimes, I was correct (D’Angelo‘s “Lady” and DMX‘s “Ruff Ryders Anthem” being two correct guesses I made)… other times, not so. In this installment of the AllTime8, I drop eight instances in which I was wrong, but perhaps should’ve been right. You be the judge…

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The 90s Loved… The 90s?

08/26/2010

Some of y’all are familiar with my “The ’90s Loved The ’80s” series, right? Well, as fate would have it, the ’90s occasionally sampled some other joints from the ’90s as well. It mostly went on during the later half, although not as much as the rampant ’80s-jacking that went on. As I might’ve said once before, ’90s music still hasn’t been sampled as much as stuff from the previous decades, mostly because they were so busy sampling theirdamnselves during the ’90s. This entry is prime evidence of that, because there was so much sampling that some of the joints that didn’t contain samples… got sampled.

Confused? You won’t be, after this edition of… “The ’90s Loved The ’90s”. (Shoutout to whoever gets that reference)

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Be A Father To Your Child

06/20/2010

“Where the fuck is the Daddy song? Mama get all the songs… ‘Dear Mama’, ‘I’ll Always Love My Mama’, Mama, Mama, Mama… what’s the Daddy song? ‘Papa Was A Rollin’ Stone’!” – Chris Rock

First off, it’s Father’s Day, so big shoutout to the fathers out there… not the niggas who have kids… the fathers.  I normally don’t drop entries on Sunday, but I figured I’d do it for this occasion. Earlier this morning, I remembered that Chris Rock joke, and it got me to thinkin’… not only is there not much in the way of “Daddy songs”, but hip-hop particularly don’t give a fukk about a father. There’s a lot of “Mama songs”, but most of the ones about fathers are about how they ain’t shit. From Treach (“never knew my dad, muthafuck the fag”) to Eminem (“if you see my dad/ Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had”), rappers and their fathers just don’t seem to click.

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The 90s Loved The 80s: (More) Punk Smooth Sh*t

05/08/2010

Some of you early, early DLT90s readers might recall the first time I covered this, but I’m a superfan of them smooth ’80s R&B joints. I zone with those when I’m in coolout mode and whatnot. For that same reason, I also rock with a lot of the hip-hop tracks that sampled them during the ’90s. Truth  be told, when a newer song samples one I used to like, there’s a 75/25 chance I’m automatically gonna like it. While that’s not always the case, it helps a lot. So this brings us to today’s entry, with four more tracks from the ’90s that I hold in such esteem, which borrowed heavily from four from the ’80s that I like just as much.

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DANJ! Presents… Winter Six: 1990 (Oh, Snap!)

01/08/2010

In the timeless words of Ghostface, “his shape-up was ALL fucked up!” And with that, I begin the Winter Six- my own photographic memory along with six of my favorite songs from each year, which will be featured here every Friday until March. Checkitouuut:

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“Get’cha Bling Like The Neptune Sound…”

12/22/2009

“Yo, N-E-P, T-U-N, E-S/ The way they lace a beat’s like, one of the best” – Noreaga, “Super Thug” (1998)

There was a time earlier in the 2000s when I still liked listening to the radio and watching BET on the regular. The only time in recent memory that I’ve committed more than an hour to either was when Michael died. Prior to 2005, when “Laffy Taffy” and all of its spinoffs finally broke my threshold for pain, I was still regularly tuned in. A good half of that is due to music produced by The Neptunes.

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Da Dirty 30

11/25/2009

“You couldn’t pay me a milli to be born in the 80s. You guys can have Keyshia and Wayne. I have Mary and Biggie.” – dream hampton, October 2009

Mama told me one day it was gonna happen, but she never told me when. She said that it would happen when I was much older, I wish it woulda happened then. As of today, I am officially 30, and therefore officially an oldhead. Ah, well. *Kanye shrug*

I’ve been an oldhead for years anyway. Matter fact, I was lovin’ old music back when the old music I talk about on here was new. When I was 5 and Stevie Wonder was makin’ that “Part Time Lover” type shit, I was listening to his ’60s/’70s hits on my lil’ record player. Even as a teenager bumpin’ Mobb Deep and Jay-Z, I was still buyin’ Kane and EPMD tapes from the late-’80s.

Old movies and TV shows? Ditto! I still watch old Martin and Married With Children episodes like I haven’t seen ‘em a GANG of times already. I just bought Krush Groove on DVD, and I remember when it was a new release at the video store. I SAW Gremlins IN THE MOVIES for fukk’s sake. *cringes*

I say all that to say this: it’s all good. You’ll get no “30′s the new 20″ talk outta me- I willingly embrace my oldassness. Would I trade this shit to be 15, wearin’ tight jeans and doin’ the “You’re A Jerk” dance or whatever they call it? Hell nah. Would I rather be 10 years younger and likely have an infinite Gucci Mane playlist on my iPod? FUKK no! #NoShots at the young people at all, I’m just sayin’… not for me. See, I may be old enough to fondly recall stuff that the youngins don’t give a damn about, but I’m glad to have been there. I take pride in all my ancient shit- from that red and blue Helly Hansen jacket that’s still hangin’ up in my closet, to the purple tape I still own.

Annnd so, to all my fellow oldheads (30 and up), oldheads in training (25-29), and future oldheads (teens-early 20′s) who’ve been checkin’ out DanjLovesThe90s: today, I celebrate my life AND old shit. I give you... Da Dirty 30. No definitive list or anything of the sort, just 30 random ’90s joints I fux with, and now you can too (if you don’t already). Click away… Read the rest of this entry »


Read The Label: Def Jam

10/08/2009

DEF JAMSpeaks for itself.

This month, there’s a lot going on in tribute to Def Jam, hip-hop’s longest-running and greatest record label of all time, and rightfully so. Russell Simmons and Rick Rubin‘s lil’ independent label that had trouble even getting a distribution deal has ended up becoming quite the empire over these last 25 years, which deserves all the respect in the world.

I remember when they had a 10th Anniversary CD set come out in ’95, which was an impressive collection in itself. I used to wonder how major it would be if they were to make it to 25 like Motown did, and damn if they haven’t done it. I always pictured that in this event, there’d be a big show in its honor, and would be just as big for my generation as the Motown25 show was for the oldheads back when I was a kid. As it turns out, we’re just getting a two-hour show on VH1, but I ain’t bitchin’. In addition to the Hip-Hop Honors show that’ll be airing on the 13th, there’s a new issue of XXL that’ll be covering Def Jam’s history as well.

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BUT… one thing that a lot of people can’t help but notice about both of these is the absence of some of Def Jam’s main stars. Take a look at the XXL cover, for example. You would commonly hear there’s a “Def Jam 25″ cover and expect to see LL Cool J, Jay-Z, Public Enemy, DMX, Beastie Boys… even Ludacris and Ja Rule for that matter, right? No dis to those who are on the cover, but I don’t think anyone thinks “Def Jam” and instantly pictures Juelz Santana and Warren G. This is like if Motown had a cover back in the day, and there was no Diana Ross or Smokey Robinson, but The Commodores were on it like a muh’fukka. I’m sure they tried to get some of the more notable figures to be on it, but C’mon Son!

Russell & Rubin

Ah well, TV shows and magazines aside, Def Jam is still here after all these years. That’s a serious feat, because there’s a lot of labels that were just as strong and bigger than Def Jam that aren’t around anymore. This decade has eaten up and consolidated damn near all of ‘em- you seen a new artist on Arista or Elektra lately? Even in comparison to other hip-hop labels that held weight at one point- where they at? No Limit? Gone. Tommy Boy? Gone. Cold Chillin’? Loooong gone. Bad Boy? Technically still around, but let’s not kid ourselves. Death Row? Living off nostalgia more than the site you’re on right now.

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Def Jam was, at more than one point in time, THE place to be. It was like an automatic stamp of legitimacy- if a new artist had that logo on the back of their record/tape/CD, even if you’d never heard the record, there was an interest in hearing it. I once read an Alkaholiks interview where their DJ E-Swift said that back in the ’80s, he would see a record in the store and buy it just off the strength of it being from Def Jam. Only a few can claim that kind of influence, and Def Jam did it during the ’80s and early ’90s through the work of LL, The Beasties, P.E., Slick Rick, EPMD, Redman, Onyx, and more.

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Now of course, every at-bat wasn’t a homerun. Even at their height, Russ n’nem had a lil’ trouble getting some artists over. But it really started happening around the mid-’90s, as Bad Boy and Death Row were now at the top of the line. For every Method Man or Warren G album that scored, there were twice as many that bricked. Some were by new artists like Russell’s nephew and his friends The Flatlinerz, who had the DJ staff believing that some shit called U.S.A. (Under Satan’s Authority) was gonna pop off. Others were things like solo albums by Pete Nice and MC Serch, which proved that the 3rd Bass group was far more an asset than its individual members. By ’95, even Public Enemy were doing their part to make Def Jam the label that used to be the shit.

RAP TOUR

That continued on for a couple more years, with every Foxy Brown being matched by a Jayo Felony. It was nothing that hadn’t happened before- even Motown reached a point where nobody was checkin’ for the Temptations‘ new shit. But then… unlike 95% of the other labels that fall off, Def Jam came back. A Jay-Z album here, a DMX album there… next thing you knew, everything coming out of that building was a hit. Whether it was through skillful promotion, quality of the music, or street team members buying the albums back, DJ was once again in power. I’m almost convinced that by the end of the ’90s, they coulda put out a new Afros album and the shit woulda sold.

Def Jam 25

They’ve done just about the same during the 2000′s with Kanye, Jeezy, Luda, Ja, and even some R&B/pop acts like NeYo and Rihanna. They’ve had their share of bricks too, but nowhere near that ’93-’96 type of fuckery. Much like Motown was when they had their big celebration, Def Jam is still very much alive. The logo still means something, and that’s impressive in a time where not many of ‘em do.

As it stands in 2009, even with its original founders practicing Yoga and Buddhism not being at the helm anymore, Chuck D said it best- they can’t disable the power of the label.

-D!


Summer Seven Series: Extra

09/19/2009

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Safe to say, the Summer of ’09 is over. Before Fall officially arrives on Monday, and as a bonus to those who followed the Summer Seven Series between June and August, here’s some that were thisclose to making the cut, but ultimately fell victim to the numbers game. Had it been the Summer Eight Series, and thus a lil’ less catchy of a title, these would’ve been a shoe-in.

And as usual… You Want ‘em? Freakin’ click ‘em.

1990: Special Ed “The Mission”: Back when a rapper could come out with silly Dick Tracy-esque stories as long as they could rhyme, Ed delivers a memorable tall tale about self-destructing messages and ninjas and shit.

1991- Tony Terry “With You”: The homie’s orange-tinted fade was somethin’ kinda nervous, but hell if he didn’t drop a classic ballad here. Even at 11, with no concept of love, I used to sing this shit like I had A clue.

1992- Grand Puba “360 (What Goes Around)”: After departing from Brand Nubian and leaving Sadat and Jamar to their own devices, Puba drops his first solo endeavor, Reel To Reel. With “360″ as the lead single, Puba (briefly) lived up to the buzz he had during that time.

1993- LL Cool J “Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings” (Remix): One of the longest, dumbest song titles of all time, but one of the few redeeming things about the crazy, trigger-happy LL Cool J of ’93.

1994- Zhane “Sending My Love”: Zhane, with their pre-Amber Rose scalp-cuts, keep the hits rolling with “Sending My Love”. Might be the only single they ever had that wasn’t about DJ’s or dancing… more on that later.

1995- Junior M.A.F.I.A. “Player’s Anthem”: The M.A.F.I.A. as a whole might’ve been a fail, but this joint was kinda like a big deal. Mostly notable for the rapping debut of Lil’ Kim, a year removed from her Oreo-cookie-eatin’, pickle-juice-drinkin’ debut.

1996- Ghost Town DJ’s “My Boo”: In ’96, I avoided most of that bass stuff like the plague- liked it earlier in the decade, but not so much by then. But this one was an exception, which possibly had to do with the semi-emasculation I endured during my friendship with Jada.

1997- CRU feat. Slick Rick “Just Another Case”: CRU came and went fairly quickly, but they did drop a solid album, Da Dirty 30. One of those 30 tracks on the album (!) was this single featuring Slick Rick, who’d just been released from the slam.

1998- Cam’ron feat. Mase “Horse & Carriage”: Thrilla Killa Cam scores his first radio hit with the help of the big homie Betha, and educates us on the virtues of Puerto Rican Judo.

1999- Total feat. Shyne “Sittin’ Home” (Remix): This is the end of the road for the Bad Boy girls, and the beginning of the long, long road for Bad Boy’s then-new shooter signee Shyne. Lil’ bit of controversy around this one, with the guest bearing the burden of some vocal similarities that were a bit too close for comfort.

Annnd that’s all. See y’all next Fall.

-D!

R.I.P. to Grandmaster Roc Raida.


The Drug-Free Role Model vs. Shorty With The Big Mouth

08/27/2009

ll-cool-j-vs-canibus

You know the cliche: “Hip-hop is like wrestling”. And yeah, it is. For as far back as you can go, there’s been rivalries between different artists- some personal, some strictly lyrical. Of course, they eventually come to an end, with all the parties involved just moving on to other things, or sometimes even working together. But the way they end is usually not as interesting as the way they get started. Over the years, we’ve seen rap beefs begin over territorial conflict, severed ties, tattoos… wait a minute.

Yeah, tattoos. For those who don’t recall or didn’t know in the first place, let’s recap.

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In late-’97, LL Cool J dropped a (turrible) album called Phenomenon. While it definitely wasn’t L’s finest hour, he had one or two bangers on there, one being a song called “4-3-2-1″ which featured Method Man, Redman, DMX, and a new artist named Canibus. By this time, Canibus was bodying every track he rhymed on and developing a nice lil’ rep for himself. When he was included on this song, he met L in the studio and admired his arm-length tattoo of a microphone. In addition to his admiration, he even referenced it in his rhyme by saying “Yo L, is that a mic on your arm? Lemme borrow that.”

LL, while appearing to be humble and meek, has a notoriously huge ego (pause, no Beyonce) as an MC. Therefore, he relays a message to Canibus to either change that lyric or be removed from the song. ‘Bus takes that part out, but Cool James decides to further admonish him with his verse on the same track. And so, L goes in- the tattoo is off-limits, he is the ringmaster to Canibus’ tiger cub, and a battle between the two would be comparable to Jordan playing a pickup game with a kid. However, he doesn’t call out Canibus by name, so no one (except them and a few others) really knows for sure who this verse is specifically about.

LL Cool J feat. Method Man, Redman, Canibus, & DMX “4-3-2-1″ (1997)

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But… lo and behold, Canibus is also a computer geek. In an era before blogs, vlogs, and unavoidable album leaks, most rappers didn’t give a fukk about an internet. But he did, and through his online travels, he finds out that the original track is floating around with the “mic on your arm” line still in- so of course, people now know that L is going at him. So they have a hilarious father/son phone convo, where ‘Bus clearly feels driven to respond, and L advises him to fall back. Somewhere after that, ‘Bus still feels that Cool J is tryin’ to play him, so he drops “2nd Round Knockout”.

Canibus “Second Round Knockout” (1998)

After this, shit goes crazy. If everybody else was like me, they taped it off the radio and ran it over and over, even playing it for friends who hadn’t heard it yet. And so, the feud was official, with everyone talking about how Canibus murdered this nigga. With Mike Tyson adding encouragement on the track, ‘Bus goes at L harder than anyone else had up to that point. Feeling pressured to respond, L first declines, but ends up doing it anyway with “The Ripper Strikes Back”. And for good measure, he also throws some jabs at Tyson and Canibus’ newfound BFF, Wyclef Jean of the Fugees.

LL Cool J “The Ripper Strikes Back” (1998)

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So now, there’s a debate which even hits the radar at MTV News: LL Cool J vs. Canibus. Would L’s experience be enough to take out the young tiger cub? Would ‘Bus be the one to finally sit L down, just like L sat Kool Moe Dee down some years prior? A lot of oldheads were NOT tryin’ to hear that shit, but it seemed like Canibus was kinda punching holes in LL’s reputation (not to mention, Phenomenon wasn’t exactly the hot new shit on the street). But it wasn’t over there: apparently feelin’ some kind of way about his being mentioned in the “Ripper” joint, Wyclef decided to add his own two cents, with the help of Naomi Campbell on the co-sign (???).

Wyclef Jean “What’s Clef Got To Do With It?” (1998)

The ‘Clef joint was pretty much the jump-the-shark moment for the battle, as he was clearly out of his league. Still, the debate went on through summer ’98, mostly with people wondering if Canibus was gonna come back at L on his forthcoming debut album, Can-I-Bus. He was highly anticipated by this point, even with a half-assed single leading the way. Ultimately, Cool J’s career wasn’t really in danger either. It wasn’t the first time he’d fallen out of favor with the fans, nor was it even the second, so it wasn’t like he couldn’t come back from this. But before he did, he decided to leave Wyclef with some choice words as well.

LL Cool J “Rasta Impasta” (1998)

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So… after all of this, September ’98 arrived and Canibus’ debut album (mostly produced by Wyclef) was absolute ass. He and ‘Clef eventually had a falling-out of their own and made disses towards each other. Meanwhile, L was busy appearing in (turrible) movies and making (turrible) songs for the soundtracks of said movies. Believe it or not, this 3-way battle continued all the way into 2001, with songs that I don’t feel I should waste my time uploading, nor should you waste your time listening to.

The LL Cool J vs. Canibus & Friends battle ran way longer than it should have, but for a moment in early ’98, it was the hottest shit going. And all over a fukkin’ tattoo.

-D! (so who won?)


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