Wack-Ass Wednesday: Whatzupwitu?

02/23/2011

Ah, yes… in continuing to prove that not everything from the ’90s is deserving of my love, I bring you another installment of Wack-Ass Wednesday. And boy oh boy, do I have a classic for you all today.

Fame can convince anyone that they’re 10 times the talent that they actually are. There was a time in the ’80s where Eddie Murphy was one of the biggest stars around. From his Delirious and Raw standups, to his skits on Saturday Night Live, to his movies like Beverly Hills Cop and Coming To America, Eddie was the shit. Rightfully so, he was arguably the most popular comedian of the decade. But you see, herein begins the problem… during that time period, someone convinced him that he could not only do standups, skits, and movies… but that he could also sing.

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The ’90s Loved The ’80s: #FAIL

10/07/2010

I gotta say… sampling got a lil’ out of control in the late-’90s. Not that sampling is a bad thing, but many artists/producers thought they could get away with damn near anything if it was a hit the first time around. Previous hits being recycled to make new ones became a huge trend, but it wasn’t for everybody. In a few cases, them shits shoulda never even been cleared. Take for instance, these five situations here. I don’t know about y’all, but in my humble opinion, any one of these would make a great case for why strict sampling laws should be enforced. Wow.

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The 90s Loved The 80s: (More) Punk Smooth Sh*t

05/08/2010

Some of you early, early DLT90s readers might recall the first time I covered this, but I’m a superfan of them smooth ’80s R&B joints. I zone with those when I’m in coolout mode and whatnot. For that same reason, I also rock with a lot of the hip-hop tracks that sampled them during the ’90s. Truth  be told, when a newer song samples one I used to like, there’s a 75/25 chance I’m automatically gonna like it. While that’s not always the case, it helps a lot. So this brings us to today’s entry, with four more tracks from the ’90s that I hold in such esteem, which borrowed heavily from four from the ’80s that I like just as much.

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DANJ! Presents Winter Six: 1992 (Do, Dah, Dippity)

01/22/2010

Aight… it’s ’92, so what you won’ do…

Between ’90 and ’91, I’d had a total of four different addresses. Finally in December ’91, we moved into an apartment in South Baltimore, where I stayed for the next five years. To be honest, I really don’t remember much else about the winter of ’92 outside of that. I do recall my Chicago Bulls jacket that you couldn’t tell me wasn’t the shit, and that I was still a huge wrasslin’ fanatic who was the only Ric Flair stan in my class. Then, there’s the time I went nuts when we got cable, and that’d be about it. However, if there’s one thing I vividly recollect (as always), it’s the music. In addition to the entire Juice soundtrack, which I managed to have before I’d even seen the movie, these were the six OTHER songs I couldn’t stop listening to. I bet’cha remember:

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The King Lives On

08/29/2009

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When Michael Jackson died two months ago, I figured the media was gonna have a ball with covering his death and the aftermath of it. But I can’t even say I expected some of the shit that’s come out of this.

If anything good has come out of it all, I can say that there’s now a new generation who is more aware of Mike’s music. He was beginning to fade out of the consciousness of the public, unless it concerned some circus-like story for the media to pick up on. But now, his legacy as an artist has been covered by almost every other magazine, website, and radio station there is. There’s a lot of younger kids who hadn’t been privy to how major and important MJ’s career was, and now they are.

As many hits as Mike has to his name ranging from ’69 to 2001 (which in itself is unparalleled), there’s also a number of songs from his pre-King Of Pop era that are somewhat underrated. And so, on what would’ve been his 51st birthday, here’s six to grow on:

“2-4-6-8″

“With A Child’s Heart”

“We’re Almost There”

“All I Do Is Think Of You”

“Good Times”

“It’s The Falling In Love”

-D!

IN CASE YOU MISSED ‘EM:

The King Has Left The Building

The ’90s Loved Michael Jackson


Nah, I’m Sayin’… You Know You Done F**ked Up, Dont’cha?

06/29/2009

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Alright, so… let’s say your name is Debra Lee, and you are the president and CEO of BET. The icon of icons has died three days prior to your channel’s award show. This artist is one whose music was not only once EXTRA-prevalent on your station, but has also influenced half of the people whose videos CURRENTLY air on your station. Although you only have three days to change things around, and no one expects you to perform miracles, you still have a chance to provide a fitting tribute (especially with more people probably tuning in than ever and all kinds of media outlets covering your event). Do you:

A) Deliver on your words, which were “this show is all about Michael“?

B) Include a tribute segment here, but opt to do a better-planned full-on tribute show at another time?

C) Put on an already half-assed show as planned, and add to its half-assedness by half-assing the tribute at that?

Two of those options would’ve been all good. But ultimately, Option C seems like the one they chose to run with. Good God Damn.

Don’t get me wrong, New Edition started things off right with the Jackson 5 medley. Jamie Foxx and Ne-Yo closed out on a high note with a performance of “I’ll Be There”. Even better than that, Janet Jackson herself came out and spoke briefly to the audience prior to the final performance. Everything between that was just a bunch of mambajahambo and WTF moments. I knew going in that it wasn’t gonna be a 100% MJ show… but I didn’t expect a 15% MJ show either, especially after it being specifically noted that it was now going to become a tribute to him. In fact, I wasn’t even gonna watch the shit under normal circumstances, and I’m sure half the people who did weren’t going to either.

The one thing about this, from a personal standpoint, that gets me is that it’s BET. It’s the station that always prides itself on the legacy of not only “Black Entertainment”, but especially “Black Music”. In fact, until recent years, all it really was (90% of the time) was a music video channel. If the people who work there are able to believe today that Michael’s legacy (as well as BET’s) was properly honored last night, then so be it. Closer to the truth, BET was a better station when they were in DC with a shoestring budget and the cheapest-looking shows ever than they are today with muhfukkin’ Viacom backing them. At least then, you could expect that they’d be on their A-game, even if it wasn’t so much as a got-damn tribute to Marlon Jackson.

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Speaking of Viacom, the craziest part of this is that MTV and VH1 will probably top this shit without half-trying- the same way they do with the hip-hop retrospectives and even the damn reality shows. Because even with a heightened popularity, and better production value than they used to have, BET has been substandard-as-fuck for years. They have more TV shows, more viewers, more media coverage… and yet they still manage to be hot garbage in their presentation. They’ve had their moments, but they’ve been increasingly far-and-few between.

Again, my gripe is not with the fact that they didn’t give us an “OMG Michael Jackson All-Out Extravaganza Featuring Every Single Person You Can Think Of Doing A Stellar MJ Rendition!” given the time they had. It’s moreso with the fact that a semblance of that was advertised and they couldn’t even deliver that. What we did get was four mini-performances of MJ songs, a tribute to the O’Jays which was BETTER than the ones to Michael, and other things too random to remember. Worst of all, we got a (turrible) Drake/Lil’ Wayne/etc. performance that resembled four niggas rapping in a living room with their kids as the backup dancers. And THIS is the show dedicated to Michael Jackson.

BET can fix this… maybe. They can put together a well-planned show that properly pays respect to the man who made it possible for most of their current favorite stars to step on a stage. Given the time to do so, they could probably do it better than any other station would. Unfortunately, it’s probably not gonna happen that way. They’re likely fine with it how it was, especially since the ratings were great.

-D! (aight… back to business as usual tomorrah. The healing process has started, haha)


The ’90s Loved Michael Jackson

06/27/2009

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So… what happens now?

Without doubt, Michael Jackson memorabilia and merchandise is about to skyrocket, both in popularity and (unfortunately) price. I just bypassed a DVD of The Jacksons: An American Dream at Wal-Mart on Thursday afternoon, about four hours before the news broke. I bought some other DVD’s instead and figured I’d get that one next time. There’s not a chance I get it for $7.50 now, IF it’s even there anymore. I’m waiting for the MJ shirts to show up (which I might fuck around and buy a bunch of), and hopefully, we can get to hear the newer material he was working on.

Speaking of new music, I’d like to see Michael’s influence shine through even more from here on out. I’d like to see homage paid to him and his work, not only by the artists who idolize him but in their music. I have a feeling that it will be, just as it has in previous decades. Wait… I just had another one of my BRILLIANT ideas! (shoutout to whomever knows where that’s from)

In the ’90s, a number of MJ’s best songs were sampled and reborn by newer hip-hop artists, who were likely huge MJ fans themselves. Let’s do it:

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Naughty By Nature “O.P.P.” sampled The Jackson 5 “ABC”: Despite having to give up all kinda publishing rights for the sample (according to group member KayGee), NBN’s first-ever hit was largely based on pieces of The J5‘s 1970 hit, “ABC”. I bet a 12-year-old Mike didn’t think that in 21 years, his voice would be heard on a song about smashin’ somebody else’s piece.

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Ghostface Killah featuring Mary J. Blige “All That I Got Is You” sampled The Jackson 5 “Maybe Tomorrow”: Ghostface, member of the Wu-Tang Clan and fan of classic soul records, samples J5 for a tribute to his mother from his ’96 debut solo joint, Ironman. Still one of Ghost’s most memorable, and one of MJB‘s best cameos.

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Heavy D & The Boyz “Peaceful Journey” sampled The Jacksons “This Place Hotel”: Also known as “Heartbreak Hotel”, the Jacksons’ big 1980 hit has been sampled a few times. My favorite usage of the song was by Heavy D, who dedicated “Peaceful Journey” to lost loved ones (along with a then-unknown Jodeci on the hook).

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De La Soul’s “Breakadawn” sampled Michael’s “I Can’t Help It”: In ’93, a popular album cut from Off The Wall became a popular single by Amityville, Long Island‘s own De La Soul. A loop of the first two bars from “I Can’t Help It” was all it took for the Plugs to kick off their album Buhloone Mind State and drop one of the best singles of that year.

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MC Lyte featuring XScape “Keep On Keepin’ On” sampled Michael’s “Liberian Girl”: In ’87, MC Lyte and Jermaine Dupri were both 15 years old, and probably enjoyed MJ’s Bad album. Nine years later, JD uses “Liberian Girl” to give Lyte another hit for her resume. The power of music…

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Nas “It Ain’t Hard To Tell” sampled Michael’s “Human Nature”: One of the best tracks from Thriller meets one of the best from Illmatic. This song almost didn’t happen- after Nas and his producer Large Professor were beaten to the punch by SWV’s “Right Here” a few months earlier, they considered shelving it. After further consideration, they went ahead and made it happen anyway, to classic results.

I used to occasionally have debates with older people about sampling. They often saw it as stealing, but I felt like it was the utilization of great old music to help create great new music. Besides, if it weren’t for new artists using the work of those who came before them, this audition would’ve never happened before Berry Gordy‘s eyes:


The King Has Left The Building.

06/26/2009

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Like most kids who grew up in the ’80s, there was a time when I wanted to BE Michael Jackson. I wanted to dance like him, I wanted my hair like his, I wanted to dress like he did. When I was about four, Thriller was my first-ever favorite album. On top of that, after being introduced to his Jackson 5 and Off The Wall-era songs by my mother, those were just as great to me as Thriller was. Michael, at that time and to this day, was the greatest entertainer I’d ever seen.

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The glove, the jackets, the shoes, the spin, the moonwalk, or the crotch grab… all of these things inspired kids (and adults) to imitate MJ in fun, and inspired future entertainers in their approach to performing and making music. I would even say that Michael’s influence didn’t just shine while he was at the peak of his career, but today as well. There are artists out there right now who have openly acknowledged that he inspires them… from Justin Timberlake to Kanye West to Usher. Even in his absence from the popular music scene, Michael has STILL had a presence through them. If that doesn’t say a lot for what he meant as an artist, I don’t know what could.

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With respect to MTV, they’ll forever have to share the distinction of being the element that made music videos important. They were the outlet that popularized videos in the first place, but Michael’s videos elevated the popularity much higher than it would’ve been without him. I remember HAVING to see the premiere when he had a new video out, because I didn’t wanna be the only one in school the next day who didn’t see it. That kid who didn’t catch the video would kinda be treated like an outcast that day, because that’s all we were talking about, and they weren’t even included in the convo.

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Obviously, Mike wasn’t without criticism- some by his own actions, some unwarranted. Personally, I never thought it was fair that he caught the amount of flack that he did simply for being “different”. Sure, he did and wore things that people didn’t understand, and he was eccentric to say the least. But if you took those things away, he’d have just been another singer who made music. Much like his main competitor in the ’80s, Prince, Michael was just on his own shit. Those same things that everyone thought of as strange were the same things that made him stand out as an entertainer. Even before shit REALLY hit the fan, he was catching all kinds of backlash for no other reason than because he was left-of-center in some of his interests and wardrobe choices.

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Michael’s bigger problems came about in the ’90s with the allegations. For whatever reason, despite never being found guilty of those claims OR the accusation brought against him 10 years later, he was never able to shake that label off of him due to how media often covered him. All in all, even though I’ve joked about it myself, I just think MJ was a grown man who wanted to do kid things and had no grasp of the reality that other adults just don’t think that way. And with him having the spotlight on him, of course it was destined to be pinpointed even more than it would anyone else.

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Michael Jackson was a part of great events, controversial moments, major achievements, and embarrassing headlines. He was everyone’s favorite superstar one minute, and the #1 (alleged) pedophile the next. For me, he was a bigger-than-life entertainer whose greatest achievements will never be matched from a performance or popularity standpoint. Was he a little out there? Sure. Did he screw himself up with constant surgery and altering? Probably. Have I laughed at or made MJ jokes before? Absolutely. But even in jest, Michael was always one of my favorites of all-time, if not THE favorite.

(The following is not a definitive list or anything like that, simply some of my favorites from Michael’s career. Enjoy!)

The Jackson 5 “The Love You Save”

The Jackson 5 “Who’s Loving You”

“I Wanna Be Where You Are”

The Jacksons “Show You The Way To Go”

“Off The Wall”

“Rock With You”

“P.Y.T.”

“Beat It”

“Baby Be Mine”

“The Way You Make Me Feel”

“Another Part Of Me”

“Remember The Time”

“You Rock My World”

-D!

BTW: Look out for “The ’90s Loved Michael Jackson” this weekend.


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